Roster

A vintage illustrated soccer team of ten players posed in two rows
  1. Adrian

    Ojai

    How we know each other
    I actually don’t know the answer to this besides being chill guys in SB together.

    Our resident ER doctor, who also may consume the most and drop epic one-liners.

  2. Dustin

    SB

    How we know each other
    Santa Barbara Middle School through high school and neighbors on the Mesa.

    Best man and my golf teammate. Will throw up if given too many BJ shots.

  3. Eli H

    LA

    How we know each other
    Santa Barbara Middle School through high school.

    We used to unicycle to pull chicks. Had THE house to party at in high school. If we get him away from work, he’s a wildcard.

  4. Eli K

    SB

    How we know each other
    Santa Barbara—we both like to eat good food.

    A private chef who may or may not make us food. Will likely order the whole menu at dinner if we don’t keep an eye on him.

  5. Gio

    SB

    How we know each other
    Junior high and skating together — SOFA (Skate One Factory AMs).

    Most likely to stay up all three nights, find a karaoke bar for us, and speak Spanish for all of us.

  6. Jon Kim

    NYC

    How we know each other
    Travel baseball in 5th/6th grade, junior high through high school. Also a Mesa local.

    The most generous guy (with his cigs), best style, and will out chef most of the places we will eat on the trip.

  7. Mikey

    LA

    How we know each other
    Worked at Yelp in SF, then became roommates in DC.

    Best value odds for MVP—if you are a betting man, he has the best underdog odds for trip MVP.

  8. Oliver aka OD

    SB

    How we know each other
    High school and buying sandwiches off him every day at lunch.

    Best man, wine and cocktail expert, has an IMDb page that we can show to the Latinas, and will create any skit with you that you can dream up.

  9. Sam Gallo

    Bend

    How we know each other
    Santa Barbara — through Dustin, skating, and causing a ruckus.

    Artist, car, and watch knower. Most likely to help us make new friends.

  10. Vish

    NYC

    How we know each other
    Met in DC while working at Yelp.

    Comedy club and restaurant aficionado. May vape at the dinner table if he’s had too many Long Island iced teas.